The Wizard Redraft League opened its 2025 season with everything you could ask for — nail-biting finishes, a bit of controversy, and a dominant performance that set the early pace. Let’s break it down Region by Region.

Loch Ness Region

The headline of the week came from Loch Ness, where a husband-and-wife showdown went down to the wire. Totally Turtley edged Nauti Dawgs 169.64–168.38, a razor-thin 1.26-point margin that also made this the league’s highest-scoring game of the week. The two teams combined for a massive 338.02 points, setting an early benchmark for offensive fireworks.

Not every matchup was as spirited, though. Horny Toads collected what may stand as the easiest win of the season after Wagyu failed to set a lineup, handing over a controversy-tinged victory without breaking a sweat.

Cerberus Region

If Loch Ness gave us the high drama, Cerberus delivered the heartbreak. Monarchs squeaked past Boss Hoggs 154.82–153.34, a margin of just 1.48 points. The deciding factor? Fumbles lost late in NFL action, flipping what looked like a Boss Hoggs win into a crushing Week 1 defeat.

Krakens Region

The Kraken waters saw a little bit of everything. Defending champion Teds Lasso began his title defense on the right foot, defeating Bacchanalians 129–120. On the other end of the spectrum, the Landsharks claimed the “Ugly Win of the Week,” scraping by Rum Runners 106.24–98.96 in a matchup that left plenty of points on the table.

But the loudest statement came from the War Birds, who soared to the top of the leaderboard with a 176-point explosion against the Roaring Lions, winning by a decisive 52-point margin.

Red Dragons Region

In the Red Dragons corner, the spotlight fell on the “Battle of the Rookies.” Crayon Crusaders made a strong first impression, picking up their first fantasy football victory with a 127–110 win over Olave Garden. It’s only one week, but Crusaders planted a flag that they’re here to compete.

Power Rankings (Week 1)

The War Birds sit alone atop the Power Rankings after their dominant showing. Unicorn Legends follow in the No. 2 slot after a strong scoring week, while Totally Turtley rides the emotional high of her close win into No. 3.

Rounding out the Top 10:

• 4. Virginia Blackbeards
• 5. Trolly Potters
• 6. Maniax
• 7. Turd Ferguson
• 8. Monarchs
• 9. Epidemic Elephants
• 10. Horny Toads